Ugh. Ravens.

More birds. One stole my bagel, and they are not even the sorts of birds that should be eating bread, it had to be deliberate, it is not as though New York has anything less than an abundance of roadkill.

Clea, please bribe your cat to eat the birds who have taken up residence in the elevator, I am done with birds this week.

In addition whoever keeps texting me 'nevermore', you are less funny than you think you are and I have two hackers on payroll who can determine which one of you it is should you persist.