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Yes, this is completely accurate and in no way a lie or made up for comedy

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First flowers from my very own Amanda and quite excellent takeout, and innumerable boxes of books and now these cards!

Darcy, you are my very favourite lawyer, merci! They are adorable, and I love them.

It has been a very excellent birthday, drinks on me tonight at the pub.





Full images under this cut )
xp_tarot: (No Patch - Ethereal)
If you missed your invitation, the watch party is in the big media room.

We have comfortable couches, a very impressive spread of food and alcohol for everyone over 21 or sneaky enough to not get caught.
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I have crafted a second chart of powers, with spelling corrections, my apologies if I implied any of you were amphibians.


Known
Marie-Ange Colbert <--- Angelo <--- skin elongation
Angelo Espinosa <--- Alani Ryan <--- phasing, skin markings
Jean-Philippe <--- Clinton Barton <--- aim, enhanced vision,
Kyle Gibney <--- Namor <--- flight and ankle feathers
Illyana Rasputin <--- Matthew Murdock <-- enhanced senses
Meggan Szardos <--- Kyle Gibney <-- enhanced senses, claws, fangs
Quentin Quire <--- Artie Maddicks <--- mute, enhanced tongue
Garrison Kane <--- Marie-Ange Colbert <--- precognition, psionic images, hallucinations
Forge <--- Meggan Szardos <--- empathy and shapeshifting
Inez Temple <--- Amanda Sefton <-- power conversion, urban empathy?
Clint Barton <-- electricity and techno-empathy?
April Parker <--- Monica Rambeau <--- phasing, light conversion
Arthur Centino <--- April Parker <--- agility, clinging
Monica Rambeau <--- Molly Hayes <--- strength and invulnerability
Amanda Sefton <--- Inez Temple <--- Strength. Abs.
Artie Maddicks <-- Jean-Philepe Colbert <-- static electricity (by process of elimination)
Hope Abbott <-- Garrison Kane <-- strength, healing
Namor, King of Atlantis <-- Illyana Rasputin <--- portals, very likely not the King of Limbo
Matthew Murdock <-- David North <-- nocturnal dreams, possible kinetic healing
David North <--- Quentin Quire <-- telepathy

Unknown

Kurt Sefton <--- has lost his powers, has a headache
Alani Ryan <--- has lost her powers, has powers theories

Darcy Lewis <--- has lost her powers, unrelated concussion
Molly Hayes <--- presuming that Monica has Molly's powers, Molly has unknown powers
xp_tarot: (Eyepatch - All Business)
It is perhaps redundant, but it was necessary to find who has mine
Please continue to check in. We have Garrison safely in the mansion.


Known
Marie-Ange Colbert <--- Angelo <--- skin elongation
Angelo Espinosa <--- Alani Ryan <--- phasing, skin markings
Jean-Philippe <--- Clinton Barton <--- aim, enhanced vision,
Kyle Gibney <--- Namor <--- flight and ankle feathers
Illyana Rasputin <--- Matthew Murdock <-- enhanced senses
Meggan Szardos <--- Kyle Gibney <-- enhanced senses, claws, fangs
Quentin Quire <--- Artie Maddicks <--- mute, enhanced tongue
Garrison Kane <--- Marie-Ange Colbert <--- precognition, psionic images, hallucinations
Frorg <--- Megghan <--- shapeshifting hair and leg
Inez Temple <--- Amanada Sefton
Clinton is Darcy's powers
April is perhaps Monica Nica
Arthur Centino <--- sticky spider star




Suspected

Monica Rambeau <--- strength and invulnerability
Amanda Sefton <--- Strength. Very fit.
Arthur Centino <--- sticky spider star
Artie Maddicks <-- static electricity
Hope has lost her powers is strong heals fast Garrisoon?


Unknown


Kurt Sefton <--- has lost his powers, has a headache
Alani Ryan <--- has lost her powers est très très super drogué
Inez Temple <-- has lost her powers, may be high
Matthew Murdock <-- has lost his powers
Clinton Barton <--- has lost his powers and is parle aux machines et est probablement Darcy
Darcy Lewis <--- has lost her powers
Namor <-- ?
Forge <----------//
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I require an explanation. Who is this, and why is he on tarot card with a scarf wearing creme puff?
xp_tarot: (No Patch - I cannot even LOOK at you)
One, yes, her name is Millicent (she says Barbara is passé) and she is my spiritual advisor. She likes Hermes bags and Manolo Blahnik shoes and today's outfit is cashmere, I am glad you all noticed.

Second, no, Florida having a clown murder with a clown sighting file is not in our purview, stop texting me the article. I know we have a file on the cryptid swamp man in the Everglades, I know we have the sightings of the murder clowns, this is not that. This is just a regular non-magic non-mutant non-weird murder with clowns in. Not the same thing at all.
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I am never using any other tarot deck ever again.

That is a lie, but this one has made this meeting so much less boring.
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Very cute tarot cards

These are absolutely precious I love them so much.

No one get these for my for my birthday, I have gotten them for myself.
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We beat Germany, that is good enough for me. Time to start drinking.

Curious

Apr. 4th, 2022 08:44 am
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I had a piece at the art fair under one of my aliases - did anyone see it purchased? I'm glad it went, I just was curious if anyone knew who it went to. (I know who did not purchase it because I have already asked the two most likely)
xp_tarot: (No Patch - Winter Hat)
I know the answer to this question. I do.

Who changed my ring tone to "We Don't Talk About Bruno" from Encanto?

I need to kill you, it has been stuck in my head for days.
xp_tarot: (Eyepatch - Turn Away)
The lights and other energetic effects you saw or heard earlier are good news. Topaz is home.

She is resting in the infirmary right now, and needs some quiet time, however once she is cleared to and not exhausted I imagine she will provided an update of her own. For now, she is home, safe and is our own Topaz. We checked.
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An update regarding Topaz.

I have done as many readings as I can without putting myself into a physically damaged state. I do not have the words to do the math, but the result is that we know Topaz has a future. There was a very big number calculated, please ask Doug for details if you are one of our science and/or math oriented people.

We are now working to find out details of how to bring her home. I do not know any other information other than this at the moment.



I am also anticipating potential questions about why I could not do this for Garrison. I did, it was a very different result. I am sorry I cannot do more.
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It is indeed the time of the year where we make fun of overly embroidered, beaded or feathered "gowns" that have less material than a swim suit.


Yes I am aware the Hellfire Gala was earlier this week. I mean of course, the Miss Universe contest, and the National Costumes.

If you would like to join us, drinks will be provided. I have so many of these:

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The third graphic is most accurate, this is all of those horrible birds. Especially the one that dropped half a gyro in my shoulder bag this morning. Topaz, did you forget to eat again??
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https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-aliens-to-arrive-on-earth-tomorrow-to-start-war-says-time-traveller-20210810

I do not have a TikTok. I am not from 2714. I would never create something this blazingly stupid. Zombies and sun superpowers and aliens?

I am very slightly concerned about the Atlantis prediction. Namor? Have we been up to social media shenanigans again?
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Ms Stepford, it is July, not December.

Nonetheless, I am delighted. There are adorable, and your contact is correct, they do have a very minute charm on them. This is very much my, as you say, aesthetic.



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