Nathan and I have forSeen.

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That the mansion shall be invaded by a giant flying cow.

No, Mr. Worthington, or Jay, that does not necessarily mean you should be concerned about weight gain.

I think. I could be wrong. I often am!

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Also, believe it or not, six hundred years from now, people in a remote corner of southeastern Europe will be worshipping one from among our number as a saint. And you really, really don't want to know what choice bit they slapped into the reliquary.

... and ew! They cut it off pre-mortem!

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The blue balloon reminds me that you should probably tell Dr. MacTaggart not to worry about the blue thing in the baby's diaper.

It is because Mr. Marko gave the baby Gatorade.

See! I even remembered not to tell you the baby's gender. English is being uncooperative now because I am giggling.

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Give me the laptop back, you red-haired strumpet... oh, wait, you did!

Uh... blue things, blue things. Oh! Does anyone want to know what Earth's first contact with an alien species is going to be?

Psst. They lay EGGS!

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Okay, have you two had too much sugar?

And I object to my girlfriend being called a strumpet.

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Chocolate! Lots and lots and lots and lots! Hee!

When Nathan makes chocolate somethings he does not joke around. Lots and lots and looooooots.

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Nonsense, young Padawan. There's no such thing as too much sugar. Or chocolate. Or chocolate and sugar.

And I'll call your girlfriend a strumpet if I want. She's certainly dressed like one in the future somewhere. Either that or a space pirate. I'm not sure which!

And just for questioning our mental stability, you don't get to see how pretty she looks right now with her head glowing. It's all spinning around her like a halo.

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Space Pirate? I object to that. I have no idea what that outfit is, and I would never wear it. Also, it looked much better on Johnny Depp, I think. Or Kate whatshername in that terribly awful Van Helsing movie.

I cannot see the spinning halo, and I am getting a little dizzy trying. I am going to sit down now.

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...okay...

I'm not sure what to think of the mental image of Angie as a space pirate.

And you two are most assuredly not stable at the moment. Funny, but definitely not stable. :)

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Nathan? If you are reading this why are there -two- of them? TWO! And one is naked and has long hair, and it is very obvious he does not use conditioner, because it has a lot of static.

.. He is cute though. Must better taste in headgear than the other one too.

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Well, he could hardly have worse taste in headgear, could he?

I think I see him running around with a funny little blue man. Or maybe a funny big blue man. What's with the blue things? And is this me or you?

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I could get the outfit made if you wanted and show you!

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He could have worse taste in headgear, but I would need a picture of Alex and a black marker to show you!

I think the blue man is yours. You have the esoteric stuff, I keep the cute naked men.

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Charles! Don't even think about it - she's nice, but your sister in law would be a psychotic bitch! Unless it was the other way around, but... why are they interchangeable? That's very disturbing. Oh, wait, it's not you... quite? Angie? Are you seeing two of him, too?

And eggs! Think of the children!

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I am not thinking about this. I am not thinking about this. I do not want to think about this, ever.

That is a very disquieting mental image, it is.

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Why are so many of them naked? Is it some sort of nakedness thing? Naked people everywhere you look, and twins...

Jamie? You look like you let Clarice sew you a costume. Don't do that.

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So chocolate overdose is like LSD to precogs? I may have to write that down. Because, y'know, you never know.

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I think that is the chocolate talking. Some of those...

Oh -ew-. People without spines are disgusting. Espically naked people.

Ew. C'est répugnant.

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Just remember that those colours are not good on you. That is all I have to say.

Tell Guido that the groupie with the contact juggling obsession? She is really a man.

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... and I don't think it likes Alison. Or maybe it does! It has her picture everywhere...

Why do I think it's an it? And why are we seeing yellow people with no spines... and WHY do we need to see it bathing?

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Remind me, someone, if you will, to make a note to tell Remy that no, that bundle of joy is not Dr. McCoy's, no matter what Remy may believe.

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I am not looking at that anymore! I need more chocolate to make up for the trauma.

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And no, LeBeau, it is not going to grow up to take over the world. Just certain parts. And then it's going to come after you, but you'll try and convert it to the Dark Side... no, wait, that's Star Wars...

Angie? I'm very confused now... and DAMMIT! I am not wearing a spiky icebucket on my head! Stop that right now!

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Why a picture of me exactly and why am I horribly afraid of both of you right now?

Cows, Space Pirates...oh boy.

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...Are you two sure someone didn't spike your chocolate?

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But if I finish drawing it then I can show you and you can see why I am giggling so much! It is FUNNY!