Waffles!

[xp_tarot]

I am in a very good mood, so there are waffles. I did not make them myself, but I did all of the grocery shopping. Doug made the waffles. Because he is also in a very good mood.

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[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Waffles and Pastrami?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Waffles and just waffles. And fruit.

[xp_daytripper]

I'd make a smart remark about why both of you are in such a good mood, but there's that whole "no traumatising the kids" thing. ;)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think it would also traumatise Doug. He was a bit perturbed at me last night at dinner. I cannot imagine why, I was just eating baby carrots.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

This is the point where I'm meant to be an adult and not make the obvious joke, isn't it?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what joke you could possibly mean.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Can I come over and get waffles?

And swords?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think we ate all of them.

Er. The waffles, not the swords, of course.

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

That'd be a neat trick, though, the sword swallowing. Do you think they use trick swords or ones with dull edges?

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

Oh, OW, nevermind. I looked it up. They use swords with blunt edges, but you have to basically turn off your gag reflex because you're not really swallowing it, your just sticking it down there (although they at least coat it with something slippery first,) and then all sorts of things can go wrong -- like you can get sore throats from doing it wrong or too often, or just from having it go in at a bad angle, and then you might have your heart and lungs poked by it if you're not careful, and we're not even talking about the possibility of all kinds of crazy perforations that can happen if the tip hits your esophagus somewhere it shouldn't. Can you imagine having to explain that to a doctor? So not worth it.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

They turn off their gag reflex? I think that I would never make a very good sword swallower then.