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[xp_tarot]

Biscuit biscuit biscuit JUICE biscuit peanut biscuit biscuit pretzel BISCUIT JUICE

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dudes. She medicated and I left her alone with the laptop for like two seconds. Also, she's eating crackers, not biscuits/cookies.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Wade? I think it is safe to say that Marie-Ange should not be near a keyboard on whatever this new painkiller she's trying out is.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I WANT BISCUITS

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Amanda ate all the biscuits, I'll get you more.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you try prying it out of her hands now - I swear, it's like a vice with fingernails that don't mind severing arteries.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait, Doug - emergency run for cookies. I'm thinking probably nothing with chocolate.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

yes chocolate

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yes, and that is why I'm telling the man with a healing factor to do it, and not attempting it myself.

I know where to pick my battles, dude. ;-)

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because I want to give the precog on a new painkiller a chocolate high.

OF COURSE NO CHOCOLATE.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

...what did she even take?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Man, this is a battle I am losing. It's vicious. But she's so cute.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Later!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Off you go, Douglas.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

These ones were small and yellow with a little letter on them. She took three.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Only you would find her quasi-murderous tendencies cute.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

She's so disgruntled and her hair's doing that poof to one side thing. It's adorable. Besides, it's not like my artery won't grow back.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

lies I am a delight

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Oh great okay not like that could be anything.

But there are like, no pills that you're supposed to take 3 of, and the only reason I can imagine you haven't gone to a hospital or called poison control is because she'd be able to see if she needed her stomach pumped.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

i have tolerances because i am dr house

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

How are you still texting? I have the laptop. Both laptops. Also, now I have 'Afternoon Delight' stuck in my head.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Clearly you need to be doing a better job of distracting her.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, medical stuff involving migraines and things. But she's totally not Dr. House.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

A somewhat homicidal, overmedicated delight, yes.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking there's really only one thing I can do at this point and it's not suitable for public consumption.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

That is not the comparison I would probably choose to make. But sure, okay.