Ugh. Ravens.

[xp_tarot]

More birds. One stole my bagel, and they are not even the sorts of birds that should be eating bread, it had to be deliberate, it is not as though New York has anything less than an abundance of roadkill.

Clea, please bribe your cat to eat the birds who have taken up residence in the elevator, I am done with birds this week.

In addition whoever keeps texting me 'nevermore', you are less funny than you think you are and I have two hackers on payroll who can determine which one of you it is should you persist.

Comments

[xp_clea]

Be careful. She might bring one back as an offering or pets for doing a good deed.

[xp_skin]

...are we getting stalked by Asgard again? The Enchantress better not show up...

[xp_darcy]

leave them small shiny coins?

[xp_topaz]

Can the ominous omens hold off for another couple months, at least?

[xp_strange]

SHe's gonna be burping up feathers for the rest of the week isn't she?

[xp_invisible]

IF you want we can probably rig an ultrasonic net around the office, it'll keep them away while you're at work at least, and possible dogs...no-one at the office has a dog do they? Or brings one to work?

[xp_tarot]

We tried that. The birds have resources that allow them to ignore certain barriers.

[xp_invisible]

Ohhh, I love a challenge! I don't suppose one of you could capture one of those Ravens?

[xp_tarot]

If I could do that they would all be dead

[xp_clea]

Most likely.

[xp_echo]

See, whoever is doing that is missing out on way better bird related jokes. I’d have been sending you ‘murder’ jokes all the livelong day.