I promise this is not me.

[xp_tarot]

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-aliens-to-arrive-on-earth-tomorrow-to-start-war-says-time-traveller-20210810

I do not have a TikTok. I am not from 2714. I would never create something this blazingly stupid. Zombies and sun superpowers and aliens?

I am very slightly concerned about the Atlantis prediction. Namor? Have we been up to social media shenanigans again?

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[xp_echo]

No! It'll be crabs everywhere. Everything turns into crabs eventually, you know.

[xp_daredevil]

I think that can be helped with antibiotics

[xp_jubilee]

I would pay a ridic amount of money to see you try feeding antibiotics to a real life crab.

[xp_daredevil]

their mouths are on their stomach's right?