I promise this is not me.

[xp_tarot]

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-aliens-to-arrive-on-earth-tomorrow-to-start-war-says-time-traveller-20210810

I do not have a TikTok. I am not from 2714. I would never create something this blazingly stupid. Zombies and sun superpowers and aliens?

I am very slightly concerned about the Atlantis prediction. Namor? Have we been up to social media shenanigans again?

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[xp_banshee]

Atlantis, you say?

[xp_tarot]

Namor used to live in a pineapple under the sea. Or his own kingdom, I am not certain.

[xp_banshee]

Are you sure you don't mean Spongebob?

[xp_tarot]

I do mean him but I also do mean Namor. He is from Atlantis.

[xp_banshee]

The gimmick-y city in Florida?

[xp_tarot]

No, a 10,000 destroyed year old kingdom under the sea.

I know. I know. It is ridiculous. But he really is the deposed king of the lost kingdom of Atlantis.

[xp_banshee]

Listen here, now. I've believed a lot of things here at the mansion on nothing but faith and the virtues of the people telling the to me, but I most certainly don't believe that man's 10,000 years old.

[xp_tarot]

He was frozen in a tube. Like Captain American but magic.

[xp_banshee]

Christ's bloody knuckles. How'd he wind up here?

[xp_submariner]

Idiocy and happenstance.

[xp_banshee]

Happy happenstance, Your Majesty?

[xp_echo]

You know, if you say certain words to the old folks here, they get this twitchy eye and start talking about 'bloody field trip' or something like that. That may have just been Amanda though.

[xp_submariner]

Our resplendent kingdom was never under the sea, but it would also be unfair of me to blame an air breather for their poor taste in humor. You simply cannot help it.

We are the First of Atlantis, commander of the seven seas, wielder of Neptune’s Trident, avenger of my people's fall.

[xp_echo]

Did you just admonish someone for being both a breather of air and thinking you lived under the sea when you're making air breather cracks? Can't see the communication breakdown there?

[xp_daredevil]

Personally, I cannot wait to welcome our alien overlords

[xp_echo]

No! It'll be crabs everywhere. Everything turns into crabs eventually, you know.

[xp_daredevil]

I think that can be helped with antibiotics

[xp_jubilee]

I would pay a ridic amount of money to see you try feeding antibiotics to a real life crab.

[xp_daredevil]

their mouths are on their stomach's right?

[xp_submariner]

I am never merely on call for history lessons, but these ignorant fools know nothing of Atlantis.

[xp_banshee]

I understand you might not enjoy recounting your people's history, given the situation, Your Majesty, but if you're ever inclined toward a discussion of your people's politics or governmental structure, I'd be most interested.