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[xp_tarot]

One, yes, her name is Millicent (she says Barbara is passé) and she is my spiritual advisor. She likes Hermes bags and Manolo Blahnik shoes and today's outfit is cashmere, I am glad you all noticed.

Second, no, Florida having a clown murder with a clown sighting file is not in our purview, stop texting me the article. I know we have a file on the cryptid swamp man in the Everglades, I know we have the sightings of the murder clowns, this is not that. This is just a regular non-magic non-mutant non-weird murder with clowns in. Not the same thing at all.

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[xp_bevatron]

I am filled with jealousy that I did not think of this concept first. Alas for missed opportunities.

[xp_tarot]

The clowns of murder, or the doll?

[xp_bevatron]

The doll, of course. Do I -look- like I wish to be the subject of a grisly familial murder?

[xp_tarot]

No, you look like you need a new winter scarf. Did you electrocute yours again?

[xp_bevatron]

It is very possible. Static electricity is the bane of my existence, especially as fall gives way to winter.

[xp_darcy]

I'm not taking cases with clowns even if they are in our purview.

Also Millicent is getting some tiny Louboutins, mainly because they're the only shoes I trust myself to replicate.

[xp_tarot]

I would prefer zero clowns, ever, but Florida seems to have a plague of them.

Millicent says merci. She will coordinate her outfit for them.

[xp_darcy]

Does that even count the clowns running their state, or just the actual performing-as-clowns ones?