Absolutely not

[xp_tarot]

What in the absolutely not is this

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[xp_bevatron]

Ah, is that why I heard every curse word you know projected at great volume, cousin?

[xp_tarot]

It was cathartic.

[xp_daytripper]

I was impressed. With the swearing, not the bollocks that calls itself a candle.

[xp_longshot]

Hey, if the future smells like cherries and licorice? I’d say you’re winning.

[xp_blink]

it smells like your closet

[xp_pixie]

I would love to make some essential oil blends that correspond to the major arcana, but not that.

[xp_tarot]

I would hate it less if it does not smell like a candy store with poor selections

[xp_tarot]

It smells like fake cherries, and not the good kind of licorice :(

[xp_tarot]

I WISH IT DID. Then at least it would be wool and silk and paper! I could even tolerate the little anti moth sachet smell but it smells like fake cherry :(

[xp_tarot]

Exactly! They could have stopped to think about actual mysticism and not - fake fruit!

[xp_longshot]

Sounds like a Cherry Catastrophe. Mystic Oops? Perhaps a Prophecy Gone Rogue. A Whiff of What-If.

Somehow I missed my true calling as the guy who names candles. I’d be unstoppable.

[xp_blink]

oh ew.

I assumed moth ball sachets