I hate you -all-. Espically Jono. I hate him most. And Alison. I hate her too. But not Doug. Can't

[xp_tarot]

Fine. If I have to be embarassed and play the stupid thing, it'll be public embarassment, that way I can get it done and over with.

One song only. As soon as I get the sheet music printed. Possibly with guitar accompaniment, and I am not sure if it is the electric kind or the not electric kind.

And Doug? I am not doing this unless you sing.

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[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

What's this? Why not?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Could you play well if Paige was on stage in tight leather pants?

Re: ...

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

Depends on what she would be doing.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am not getting any sympathy from any of you, am I?

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[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

Not a bit.

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I think you're just asking the wrong question, chickpea. You see, his imagination would have to stretch very far to ponder up myself in tight leather pants on stage as there has never been nor will there ever be me in tight leather pants anywhere near a stage. Heck, the probability of getting me back into leather pants is fairly in the negative numbers.

On a better note: I'll be there to listen. I'll even promise to close my eyes or something for you. It used to make me less nervous anyway.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heck, the probability of getting me back into leather pants is fairly in the negative numbers.

You said that after Halloween, didn't you?

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Shush you.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Indeed she did.

Heh heh heh.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

*spooky precognitive voice* I can forsee you in leather pants again sometime in the near future.

..

.. That would probably work better if I believed it, right?

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Or maybe wore a head scarf and some really big gold bangles. Oh! And hoop earrings! Yes for the hoop earrings.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I'll wear a silly head scarf and big gold bangles when Doug learns to levitate.

So, never.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I bet if Doug and Doc McCoy and I got together, we could figure something out. Like a big fan, or something.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count. It has to be Doug learning to levitate under his own power.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Damn.

I think I still want to try the big fan, though. That sounds fun.

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[xp_daytripper]

And here I was about to offer to try out that levitation spell... *pouts*

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

Should I take that as a challenge?

*ponders*

I think I should.

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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm getting closer to being sold on the lether pants thing, personally. But then, I was just watching Grease! the other day, and Olivia Newton-John is fantstic.