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[xp_tarot]

My mice are a little ... fat. They are plump. This bothers me.

I know I did not go through that box of treats -that- quickly. I only got it a few weeks ago.

And it still has treats in it.

Fat mice? Can fat mice tell the future?

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You mean the girls have not been using that spiffy little exercise wheel I bought to put in their cage? Silly lazy mice. And I don't see why they couldn't tell the future. They can still walk across things, can't they?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...Angie? You're sure they're either all male or all female, right?

?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I do not see them using it that often.

They are silly fat lazy mice. I suppose they can walk, if ... you consider waddling to be walking.

Oh my god.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

.. the store SAID they were all female?

How do you tell if a mice is a girl?

Re: ?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Waddling? They're not _that_ fat, are they?

Re: Oh my god.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

They are "the girls". And I am so not volunteering to find out.

Re: ?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jabba the Hutt.

Re: Oh my god.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

No idea. Sorry...

Re: ?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I think Jabba still has a few pounds on the girls, love. Although, if one of them says "Silly Jedi, your puny mind tricks do not work on me," then you should start to be worried.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I do not speak mouse.

Re: Oh my god.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The store said they were all girls.

What if I get baby mice? What am I doing to do with baby mice??!?!

Re: Oh my god.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Blast.

Baby mice are -not- cute. There is a picture in my book about how to take care of the mice.

Re: Oh my god.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

They're mammals. You look. A magnifying glass probably helps. :) I can check if you want, but I think we're talking about something a lot larger than a boy mouse here.

Re: ?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I speak mouse, either. I mean, we know I speak cicada, but that wasn't all that fun.

Re: Oh my god.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I know they are mammals, but they do not have visible bits!

How _much_ larger, Jamie?

Re: Oh my god.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Eee! Baby mice! Would be fun. But then I can't call them "the girls" anymore, and that would make me sad, because I named them, and I like the names I gave them.

Re: ?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Can you speak cicada? I thought you could just understand it.

You can speak _bug_. If you can speak bug, you can speak mouse. It makes SENSE.

Re: Oh my god.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Baby mice are -ugly-. Small and pink like small pink bald jellybeans.

Re: ?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know that I can speak bug. I mean, I don't have the correct vocal apparatus to chirp. Although Ed _does_ seem to pay a bit more attention to me than anyone else.

Re: Oh my god.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That's why the magnifying glass. I've sexed hamsters before (and quiet, you in the back, that's the technical term) and it's not that tricky if you know what you're looking for. Want me to stop by?

And mm, I'm thinking . . . about my height, but skinny?

Re: Oh my god.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...Take care of them?

Re: Oh my god.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Baby mice are not _that_ ugly. I'll take care of them if you don't want them. If baby mice is the issue, anyway.

Re: ?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Maybe Ed thinks you are a girl cicada?

You can squeak. I have heard you. Come ask the mice why they are fat!

Re: Oh my god.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Ew.

Sure. Come see my mice and tell me I have a batch of baby mice waiting?

Your height... skinny?

DOUGLAS RAMSEY? HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING MY MICE?

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I doubt Ed thinks I am a girl cicada. I am the wrong size, I don't have wings, and...ew? The thought of cicada nookie just weirds me out.