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[xp_tarot]

My mice are a little ... fat. They are plump. This bothers me.

I know I did not go through that box of treats -that- quickly. I only got it a few weeks ago.

And it still has treats in it.

Fat mice? Can fat mice tell the future?

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You mean the girls have not been using that spiffy little exercise wheel I bought to put in their cage? Silly lazy mice. And I don't see why they couldn't tell the future. They can still walk across things, can't they?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I do not see them using it that often.

They are silly fat lazy mice. I suppose they can walk, if ... you consider waddling to be walking.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Waddling? They're not _that_ fat, are they?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jabba the Hutt.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I think Jabba still has a few pounds on the girls, love. Although, if one of them says "Silly Jedi, your puny mind tricks do not work on me," then you should start to be worried.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I do not speak mouse.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...Angie? You're sure they're either all male or all female, right?

Oh my god.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

.. the store SAID they were all female?

How do you tell if a mice is a girl?

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

They are "the girls". And I am so not volunteering to find out.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The store said they were all girls.

What if I get baby mice? What am I doing to do with baby mice??!?!

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Eee! Baby mice! Would be fun. But then I can't call them "the girls" anymore, and that would make me sad, because I named them, and I like the names I gave them.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Baby mice are -ugly-. Small and pink like small pink bald jellybeans.

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[x-pete.livejournal.com]

>>>What am I doing to do with baby mice?<<<

Buy a fairly small snake?

Sorry, don't mind me, I'm having a slightly odd day...

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

A snake might be interesting.

I wonder if you can tell the future with snakes?

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

dye the baby mice like easter eggs!!

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

No idea. Sorry...

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Blast.

Baby mice are -not- cute. There is a picture in my book about how to take care of the mice.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...Take care of them?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

What to feed them, that sort of thing.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

They're mammals. You look. A magnifying glass probably helps. :) I can check if you want, but I think we're talking about something a lot larger than a boy mouse here.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I know they are mammals, but they do not have visible bits!

How _much_ larger, Jamie?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That's why the magnifying glass. I've sexed hamsters before (and quiet, you in the back, that's the technical term) and it's not that tricky if you know what you're looking for. Want me to stop by?

And mm, I'm thinking . . . about my height, but skinny?

[x-mactaggart.livejournal.com]

I can tell if their female or male, I can do it when I get home. Granted, if they have wee bairn's in the mean time? You'll have your answer.

I can still let you know which is the proud mother and father. (Are they all fat or just one?)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It's handled, Doc. They're all girls, Doug's just been taking a free hand with the mouse munchies. :)

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

*DIES LAUGHING*