A very quick post before bed.

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Yes, I will eat the bloody corn dog, Jamie.

There is is public out for everyone to see.

Comments

Mwha!

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Corn dogs are good for you. It's like it's own food group even.

Re: Mwha!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Laugh it up, Lee. I wasn't the one with pixie wings.

I am feeling generous. My boyfriend had the best night of his life last night. (no, you pervert, not like that.) You can even take a picture of the corndog consumation.

Re: Mwha!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I think you mean "consumption," unless you're doing things to that corn dog that Doug doesn't probably want Jubilee having pictures of. ;)

Re: Mwha!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh, blast.

You try three months of speaking in Norse and then try to go to your -second- language easily.

Oh God. I don't even want to think about Arabic or Mandarian. Or Askani.

Re: Mwha!

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Oh, yikes. I was messing up Askani grammar enough already, I don't even want to know how much Norse is gonna slip in there. As long as we stay away from the subjects of stone, metal, making things, or swearing, I think I should be OK . . .

(The dwarf dialect is really, really good to swear in, though. Lots of emphatic gutturals. I suppose when you've got a shot every day at burning yourself on red-hot metal and/or accidentally trying to forge your thumb, you really need a good variety of things to yell.)

Re: Mwha!

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Regular Norse is not half-bad to swear in either. Espically when you're encouraged to yell and be loud because it is intimidating.

Speaking of the forge, are you having the same problem with clothes that I am? Nothing fits anymore.

Re: Mwha!

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I need a lot of new shirts, yeah.

My leather jacket still fits, thankfully. Bit snug in the shoulders, but heck, I bought it for Kitty's sake anyway. :)

Re: Mwha!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Now, the really important question is, do your leather pants still fit?

Re: Mwha!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Kitty prefers the jacket, so that actually isn't the really important question.

They do, though. Also a little snug now.

Re: Mwha!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I should check on Doug and see if his fit. :)

Re: Mwha!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes you should. Just make sure you lock the door first. :)

Re: Mwha!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

What? I did not mean it like that!

.... is my boyfriend being a gossip?

Re: Mwha!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

All I'm saying is, there are people who probably don't wanna see you making Doug change his pants.

Is there something he shouldn't be being a gossip about? :)

Re: Mwha!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

True. It isn't as if you can wear underwear in leathers. We are all -far- too well acquainted with that by now.

No. Nothing to gossip about.

Re: Mwha!

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Way too acquainted, yes. Whoever invented underwear was a genius and I want to find out who it was so I can build a shrine, or something.

So . . . why did you ask if he was being one?

Re: Mwha!

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I count my victory over the bra issue a major and important one. Being the only arguement I won with Sif at all.

...

Because my boyfriend spent three months being a bard and is prone to chattering endlessly?

Re: Mwha!

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. . . Y'know, that's a good point, he hasn't been chattering as endlessly as usual since he sobered up.

Makes me wonder what he's not talking about.

Re: Mwha!

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If you want to know so badly, you should ask -him-. ;)