James Arthur.

[xp_tarot]

James Arthur Madrox, I will remind you that any slime you can do, I can do better. Mine does not run out.

This sweater requires dry-cleaning. These shoes are NOT slime-proofed. My hair does -not- take kindly to being slimed.

This? Means war.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I will happily join you there. He got that... goop all across my lab floor! And of course I couldn't run (well, shuffle) after him, because it was like trying to run in socks on teflon. Yes, he must pay.

(I promise to make no jokes about the infamous French surrender if you make no Alamo references.)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Excellent. All you need to do is puncture any images I make, they should dissolve into a reasonable amount of multi-coloured slime. Much sticker than Jamie's, and much more colourful.

As of this moment, I am taking requests for colours. If anyone should happen to like to see our errant prankster and punster draped in sticky puce slime, now would be a very good time to request it.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh, and this gives me the opportunity to test my theories on stability of various cohesions of ectoplasmic constructs. Let me grab a few multi-spectrum projectors, and it's go time!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are you taking readings on how much force it takes to make my constructs fall apart?

You do know it depends on what I make them into, yes? If I made one that was rocks, it would be harder to destroy. I think.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Precisely. Even in retaliatory sliming, there is room for scientific discovery.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You are so strange.

Let me get the sketchpads then, if I am going to start a minor war, I should draw umlauts of different textures so that you have different things to test.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'm strange? You make attack umlauts. Your language doesn't even HAVE umlauts!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The umlauts are Jamie's fault. He is afraid of them. I can make an animated cedille if you would prefer?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

We so have the same brain right now. Have you seen what he did to my sweater.

I covered him in flour in retaliation. Further revenge is in order however.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If it is anything like my sweater, there cannot possibly be enough revenge.

Do you have any more flour, or cornmeal, or rice? We could make a batter-fried Jamie. Or at least a breaded Jamie.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

We have all of the above, of course.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, I'll pay the dry-cleaning bill, unclench a little.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

... But then I do not get to attack you with umlauts and flour, and where is the fun in that?