I cannot believe I am doing this.

[xp_tarot]

Jubilation, if you are home (and I know that you are), meet me downstairs in ten minutes. We are getting you ice cream and a blender and milk and I am teaching you how to make a milkshake so that you can hide terrible-tasting protein powder in it so that you do not starve to death anymore.

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

(feels Marie-Ange's forehead.) You sure you haven't caught some kind of strange virus? I'll be down in a sec. I've got to put on pants.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No, I am just hoping it will prevent midnight raids of Doug's food.

Also I think that giving you a way to put more protein in your diet will both eliminate that pesky 'leftover-stealing gnome' problem that you say the office has.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Possibly. I can't promise anything but stranger things have been known to happen. That gnome problem is a menace, I tell you. It's horrible, to go into the kitchen and find that they've left gnome tracks all over the place.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Interesting how gnome tracks and the treads of your shoes so easily match up.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

It is, it really is. One would think they'd be a lot smaller.