I need your help!

[xp_tarot]

Someone needs to help me get Doug to have more to drink so that he will sing the Teapot song!

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[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

HE LUVS ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY OMG

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Actually, I hate everyone in this room right now.

Except for maybe Jake.

Also, what in the hell is Herr North doing in the kitchen? And where did he find that chef hat?

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

i dont know but its making me even hungrier. i need to put something in my mouth right now.

. . .

doug, plz sing the song.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I am not putting that in your mouth, Mark.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

youre the worst friend ever

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

no you cannot give Doug a blowjob. NO. BAD MARK. Give that to someone else!

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

bishop refused my advances too! who the hell am i supposed to blow around here?

FREE BLOWJOBS! ANYONE WANT A FREE BLOWJOB?

I'm so getting fired in the morning

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Human Resources is easily bribed by the offer of a three-bourbon breakfast.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Three bourbons, or three different bourbons?

...And by the way, have we come up with a job title for me yet?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am rtying to make Doug get naked and he won't! I even offered sex!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

do you want to have sex now?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

What, like right here in front of our entire office and Jennie?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

no, in the BATHROOMN

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

hey don't let me and my camera stop you

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I am providing snacks, monkey.

And it is a chef's toque. I acquired it in Paris, if you must know. You have no idea how many men I killed for this toque.

And if you Philistines make my souffle fall, I will send you out for more Cocoa Puffs with a broken kneecap.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering where you hid it on your person, really.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Another reason why I am a professional and you are a monkey.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Please, teach me your ways o wise and beneficent Human Resources person.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Jake and I know exactly where we can get you more supplies. Just after I tickle MA into submission...if she ever stops cheating.

Not the feet!

Jake! Come and save your fake trophy wife!

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Dude!

...Or is this the kind of hate like my kind of hate, where I only hate people I actually like? Because if so...dude.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I have no idea now. I believe that last drink was a mistake.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No that last drink was not a mistake if you have sex with me.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I'm very confused right now and trying to figure out if this is turning into an orgy. What the hell is Jennie doing with Jake's feet?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

foot sex?

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Oh god, this is going to turn out like Bogota...