Hello!

[xp_tarot]

It is possible I have had too much of the very good wine that Mr. Wilson gifted to me.

No, no, that is not possible I am not drunk, so I cannot have had tooo much.

Comments

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

If you were drunk would you realize it enough to admit it?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Non. If I am that drunk I speak only in French or I try to sit in the laps of cute boys.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to have Jean-Paul stand by to translate for me. I have no cute boys on hand to offer you the laps of unless you want James' lap. That one I could provide.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

JP won't be much help. We speak Quebecios French, which for MA is like offering to translate English via a West Virginian.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

He is capable of real French. I have witnessed it, it's not just a myth!

West Virginian's speak funny? I've got a Virginian on hand but no West Virginians.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are those the ones who speak and are missing their teeth and are blue?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I think that's Avater, isn't it?

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

I spent a good deal of time in France. I am able to speak their version, also.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You mean the correct version! But yours is not the worst, Cajun French from New Orleans is the WORST.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I was going to object but instead I will say "What Mr. Kane said." except Mr. Kane is Garrison's father so I have to say "What Garrison said." or perhaps "What Inspector Kane said." maybe.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Can't we just call him Mountie Kane? And why do we never get to see him in the outfit and on a horse?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I charge too much.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I have seen him in the HAT.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Who is James? I do not know a James? Does he have a giant peach?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

James is my male alt I use a lot. See icon for reference.

I lack a peach, alas

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

He is pretty. Is is strange to have a penis?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

If you were to become drunk on only a single bottle of wine, I believe you are required to forefeit your French citizenship.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am tipsy at best, there is no need to call in the authorities.

Unless the authorities are Garrison.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I fear I've fallen behind again -- is this a reference to a current romantic entanglement or merely playful innuendo?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes? And no, also.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

*cough* I think you still have my handcuffs.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh. Are you going to get in trouble?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You choose tonight, of all nights, to get tipsy and talk about trying to sit in the laps of cut boys. My life - so cruel.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Why is tonight bad? I would drive there but I am over the legal limit.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Because it's a Monday night. No worries, though. Next Monday's the last crappy one I'll have to have, I think.