More than enough birthdays.

[xp_tarot]

Too many of you have had birthdays recently, and I have no more money for celebrating them with presents or food or alcohol. I am also out of present ideas. Everyone else who has a birthday in the next month, you are getting an arrangement of fruit that looks like flowers, and a bottle of wine.

Please will one of you move your birthday to a season with fewer birthdays?

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Shall I write you a thank you card in advance, then, since I know what I'll be getting?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I will make sure they have peanut butter as well.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, that's something.

...I've never quite figured out what wine goes with peanut butter. Hm.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If it is peanut butter and chocolate, perhaps something sweet, with caramel or darker fruit tones, like plum. Perhaps a Port. I can get one if you want to experiment.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, you did mention that you would be including a bottle of wine, so I suppose you just need to make sure it goes with the peanut butter in the arrangement.