I am just... what has happened here?

[xp_tarot]

I am almost one hundred percent certain that when I bought this carton of ice cream, that it was full. I am also at least eighty percent certain that neither Wade nor I ate it, because we had our own ice creams.

Douglas Ramsey, how is it that you are not a corpulent ... slug monster from Star Wars?

Comments

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

If only, you pervert. If only.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, you could always come out and watch them with us just in case? Because wouldn't it suck to miss out on the ONE time a meteor fell and killed someone?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

That's what youtube is for.