I have learned to make a picture post just for this occasion.

[xp_tarot]

Eurovision Finals are this Saturday and once again my cousin will be hosting a party to view the semi-finals and finals. Since he is much too busy to post a general invitation, because his boyfriendboss has him compiling statistics on addiction in homeless mutant youth, I am posting for him.

I actually have no idea what he is compiling statistics in, I only have a series of text messages regarding normal distribution that are unsuitable for printing on a journal system read by underage teenagers, so I made up a topic.

The party is semi catered, but if any of you like, please feel free to bring a selection of your finest finger foods and non-alcoholic beverages.

However, for those of you of age:

Comments

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

You know, not being in Attilan means that I get to miss the Princess' annual Eurovision celebration. I had not considered this.

Attilan will not have an entry this year.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is missing Crystal's party a good or bad thing? Does it mean you can avoid historical productions of ABBA?

"Attilan will not have an entry this year." - this is every year, is it not?

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

"Attilan will not have an entry this year." Common opinion varies on why.

Can you promise that your cousin's party will have no historical productions of ABBA? Because Crystal was a firm believer in making everyone sing along (... except the King, of course).

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

There is no ABBA at my cousin's parties. I cannot say for certain until he climbs out of his pile of statistics (the profanity laden text messages continue into this morning) but I believe his opinion of ABBA involves electricity and destroying stereo equipment.

There will be high-quality wine and a very good selection of finger foods and Europe's finest musicians. redacted because I have just seen my country's entry.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

You have just made this sound like paradise.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You may change your mind when you see France's entry into the contest. I am obliged to support my home country but sometimes I wonder why.