Here is a list of reasons I need coffee

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1. It helps me mimic socially acceptable behaviours
2. Jail is a real place I want to avoid. I look terrible in orange jumpsuits.
3. It is difficult to work with my eyes closed.
4. My desk is not a comfortable warm bed.
5. Neither is the train, nor the subway.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

6. People talk to me.
7. People stare at me if I forget to put on pants.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have brought you both massive coffees as a partial thank you for my very excellent birthday surprise yesterday.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Subway's not so bad for sleeping.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It is when it is broiling hot and there are people on it who do not wash and smell like funk, which is always.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Eh.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

These are the main reasons why I drink coffee.