We have a subscription to whichever network is showing this yes?

[xp_tarot]

We have a subscription to I do not know which cable network but the one that is showing this show, American Gods, yes? I need to hate watch it.

Perhaps not hate watch it, but just watch to hate part of it.






This connard and his disgusting carrion eating birds can go sit in a corner and think about how they have personally vexed me.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I thought about teasing you when the birds showed up in the latest expansion for World of Warcraft, but then I decided that would have been a bit too much.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes also I might have thrown your laptop from a window.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I considered that too, yes.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Now, do I read this before the series comes out so I can be mad at all the things that inevitably are changed, or do I just sit in the room while you hate watch it?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are they really mutually exclusive? I am not going to prevent you from sitting in the room while I swear at television birds. It will probably be funny to everyone around me.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

If we're both hate watching it then we'll both be swearing at the television birds though.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I can teach you swear words in new languages.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

This sounds amazing.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Do you hate birds?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No, of course not.

I hate those birds, in particular.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

How is that a thing that I should know, honestly?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

They are Odin's awful terrible birds and with as frequently as Asgard has decided to dump all of it's drama upon our heads, you should most certainly know that if a pair of Ravens show up in the office I will be screaming and throwing things at them.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

In fairness to me, I have no experience with Asgard, and this has never come up in natural conversation.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

This is why I would not have expected you to know that I hated those birds. This post has been a public service announcement, I hate ravens. and crows. and jackdaws. any sort of corvid.