Eurovision party invitations

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You have all been given one. Yes, all of you, this year's theme is diversity and inclusion. For those of you who threw out the invitation because it was full of glitter, feathers and confetti, the party will be held in the East Ballroom, I have enlisted the resident technology experts to setup the projector screen and speakers.

I have acquired many sofas, and also a disco floor.

We will pause while Ms. Lincoln-Lopez or Mr. Quire object to the lack of x-gene diversity in their own unique fashion. (We will agree, it is tragic. Then we will open bets on which performers, like our own Ms. Blaire, are closeted mutants.)

Dress is informal, but please do attempt to Eurovision it up. A betting pool has been established on which country comes the closest in costume to matching Clarice's outfit for this year.

However, the party is a tradition. Once again, I have enlisted caterers rather than subject you to my limited kitchen repertoire.

For those of you who are not yet 21 and care about the legalities of such, there will be an assortment of drinks. For those of you who are already 21, or who do not care about the American laws and believe they can avoid being caught by those guests who do...

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Comments

[xp_velocidad]

See. I pay attention when you talk.

[xp_changeling]

Especially when I mention booze and coke.

[xp_velocidad]

Look, even I didn't do whippets.

[xp_changeling]

But was it a question of taste or access?

[xp_velocidad]

Access? Come on.

[xp_changeling]

Lots of people showing up to your bar with cans of whipped cream in their duffles?

[xp_velocidad]

Uh, I was a teenager once, you will recall. Not like they were that hard to come by.

[xp_changeling]

Seeing as I haven't seen you pass by a temptation, I suspect that your youthful years either involved them or something much stronger and more satisfying.

[xp_velocidad]

Oh, well, yeah. My teen drug was clandestine, closeted fucking in cars.

[xp_changeling]

In my day, we called it 'joining the Navy'.

[xp_velocidad]

And Coke cost a nickel.

[xp_changeling]

Army used to supply mine. We'd mix it with this awful SRD rum or the local soju. You could honestly light your thoughts with a match after enough.

[xp_velocidad]

I never know when you're exaggerating.

[xp_changeling]

And you never will until you get to experience it for yourself.

[xp_velocidad]

And boy, do I look forward to that sequel to Freaky Friday.

[xp_changeling]

We live in a house with telepaths. Don't encourage them.