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[xp_tarot]

I have gone over my fashion budget for March already, and even so, I could not afford these even if I had not already spent all my money on new spring jackets and skirts.

Someone steal these for me please and thank you. I require them.

Edit: Oh, I have forgotten. I have rich boyfriends. Rich boyfriends please fight a duel to decide who will purchase these for me. I require them.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

I'll rochambeau you for it, Wade...

[xp_deadpool]

As long as it's the Ultimate Frisbee one and not the kicking important body parts one, sure. Best two out of three?

[xp_tarot]

I am going to assume both of you are so cheerful about this because you did not see the price tag. ;)

[xp_deadpool]

The first rule of dating you two: Never look at the price tag.

The second rule of dating you two: NEVER LOOK AT THE PRICE TAG.

Besides, it's not like I don't spend more than that on antique weapons or high powered sniper rifles. Only one of those could theoretically be a business expense, according to North.

[xp_jubilee]

I think I just had a moment of shock that those are like, totally boots I’d choose myself.

[xp_tarot]

You cannot have mine.

[xp_darcy]

If they had lower heels I'd totally consider buying them for Jane. Or myself.

[xp_tarot]

I know a very good cobbler who could reheel them. Although I imagine you would have to convince Dr. Foster's paramour to purchase them.

(I really need them but they are beyond all reasonable price points, I did not think my boys would actually consider buying them, they are ridiculopus)

[xp_darcy]

If they are beyond your reasonable price point, they are definitely out of my budget. :D 4 hands, 4 legs, definitely a ridiculopus?

[xp_clea]

I like your fashion tastes.