I am 100% certain this is going to happen to me.

[xp_tarot]

5. A dread raven has settled over your door, from which it hourly proclaims your doom. You made a plan to get rid of the raven. The raven network appears to have got hold of this plan, because another smaller raven turned up to perch on the shoulder of the first and proclaim its doom. Now a third, even smaller one has turned up. You have recursive ravens. There is probably a lot of doom about to come down.

I am of course cheating with precognition but I am certain of this. Recursive ravens. It will happen.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

At which point you wax profane about Odin?

[xp_havok]

Quoth the raven nevermore?

[xp_tarot]

Would it be so I would be ever grateful.

[xp_darcy]

This sounds creepy as fuck.

[xp_tarot]

Ravens eat eyeballs and dead things, they are automatically creepy.

[xp_darcy]

But ravens everywhere sounds creepier than "lone scavenger doing scavenger things"... concerning, too.

[xp_clea]

Do you want me to send Cata on Raven patrol?

[xp_tarot]

... Not yet?

[xp_daytripper]

We don't need to get you some cards and heavy painkillers, do we? Because this is sounding pretty doom-y.

[xp_tarot]

I was originally being very silly, but my music list has given me Bad Moon Rising eleven times in three days, which I think is not very likely, although I do not want to do the math.

[xp_cypher]

Look, the best I can say without an extreme headache is 'statistically extremely unlikely'.

Which isn't exactly quantifiable, especially where you're concerned, but still unusual.