It is Lent

[xp_tarot]

It is Lent, and while I am a poor Catholic, I do still have lingering guilt over eating meat on Fridays until Easter.

Since I am also a horrible person, I invite anyone who is amused by the idea and also has lingering meat guilts to play Lenten Blasphemy Roulette with me this evening.

The original game is done with McDonalds fish sandwiches and burgers, however since ~yuck I refuse~ I have optioned to instead order fish tacos and beef tacos. There will be one plate of steak tacos, all the rest will be fish and we will grab from the bag blindly and then you have to eat the tacos you are given even if it means eternal damnnation or having to visit a priest to say you are very very sorry a one-eyed Frenchwoman made you do it.

Comments

[xp_dagger]

My Uncle will frown at this, I am in.

[xp_tarot]

Excellent my goal is to make someone's priest frown.

[xp_cuckoos]

Thank God you've got good enough taste to avoid the McDonalds. This should be good for a laugh or three. We'll be right down. ~C

[xp_tarot]

I do not hate their coffee, but the food is to be avoided unless it is necessary.

[xp_cuckoos]

...we've had to take Esme's phone away from her, as if we hadn't you'd instead be on the receiving end of a rant about how McDonald's coffee is quite possibly the worst drink ever invented. She has opinions, and a long time to refine them.

You're welcome. ~C

[xp_tarot]

Incorrect. Fast food or airport cafe tea.

[xp_cuckoos]

While we agree that sweet tea is an abomination against everything sane, McDonald's coffee is a blatant act of war against humanity as a whole. Both are bad, but the coffee is clearly worse. ~C

[xp_bevatron]

But cousin, I am already on the route to damnation for eating meat.

[xp_tarot]

Yes, you also do not eat tacos, however I think exceptions could be made, yes?

[xp_havok]

Do we have to be religious to join in? Because I mean. Tacos.

[xp_tarot]

It is less funny if the participants are not religious, but I get a discount if I order very very many fish tacos so I say you are most welcome.

[xp_wolverine]

Doubt I was ever religious but those steak tacos sound delicious. You got room for one more?

[xp_tarot]

I am certain you were just Catholic once and forgot, and certainly. ;) I actually have ordered extra of both, so that everyone can have the tacos of their choosing unless they want to play the roulette game and have to confess I Did A Food Sin

[xp_wolverine]

I don't doubt it. Great. I'll be down shortly. I'll bring some drinks too. Can never have too many of those.

[xp_darcy]

Are these options kosher or do i get to be double taco damned?

[xp_tarot]

The beef taco has cheese so I believe it is automatically not kosher. I do not know enough of the rules about the fish tacos.

[xp_darcy]

fish is weird, i don't always remember fish rules because we basically ignored dietary restrictions soooooooo

[xp_tarot]

All I remember is that catfish are off the list because they eat poo.