I am tired and hate everything, especially birds.

[xp_tarot]

The third graphic is most accurate, this is all of those horrible birds. Especially the one that dropped half a gyro in my shoulder bag this morning. Topaz, did you forget to eat again??

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[xp_darcy]

If they want to drop a gift card next time, I'll fetch some bagels and some birdseed.

[xp_tarot]

There is tzatziki on my new phone*. If they bring gift cards instead next time I will buy them a box of shiny items and a pound of leftover deli meat ends myself.

* Absolutely no damage to the phone. The phone case Clarice got me is apparently yogurt proof.

[xp_darcy]

No damage to the phone? Damn, that is nice.

Whatever it takes so they direct their mischief at Not Us. We have plenty.

[xp_topaz]

No!

Wait, possibly. What day is it?

[xp_tarot]

Wednesday. I already asked Clea to order you vegetarian gyro, since the birds were choosing Greek food for you today.

[xp_topaz]

At least they have good taste

[xp_tarot]

It is that food truck that Terry found, so the birds are accidentally supporting x-gene positive families. Or not accidentally for all we know, I hate them but they are remarkably smart.

[xp_banshee]

That's brilliant! Now I want Greek myself, though, and I've no inclination to leave the mansion for the moment.

[xp_echo]

I should probably stop feeding them...but they bring me shiny objects! And seem to have told their friends.