Eurovision watch party

[xp_tarot]

If you missed your invitation, the watch party is in the big media room.

We have comfortable couches, a very impressive spread of food and alcohol for everyone over 21 or sneaky enough to not get caught.

Comments

[xp_bevatron]

We are beginning in very Eurovision fashion with Austria's strange dance track about...Edgar Allan Poe?

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, this is totes about Poe. I got translated lyrics.

[xp_bevatron]

I am mostly confused as to how Poe is a subject of a Eurovision song.

[xp_daytripper]

BECAUSE EUROVISION!!

[xp_bevatron]

I suppose I entirely opened myself up to that and should have known better.

[xp_banshee]

Well, I liked it a lot. Not more than Czechia's, but it's nice to have something literary on there? Even if I have to figure it out after the fact.

[xp_darcy]

I... feel like I would've enjoyed Serbia more in an altered state. Not that I've ever been in one, but some sort of... hallucinatory, maybe?

[xp_bevatron]

It is definitely one of the expected Eurovision sub-categories.

Switzerland attempted the Serious Art entry.

[xp_darcy]

It was good, I just think I would've enjoyed the uh... soft goth against the cybertron fight better in a more philosophical state. High. Very high.

[xp_bevatron]

It is very much giving early 2000s dance club energy, yes. I believe most attendees tended to be on some manner of substance.

[xp_darcy]

Sweden, otoh... I'm pretty sure if I was in an altered state those nails would be giving me nightmares.

[xp_bevatron]

I believe this is a 'France took our entry seriously' year.

[xp_tarot]

I like it!

[xp_bevatron]

And we won the junior division?

I only recently learned that there even is a junior division.

[xp_tarot]

I still think someone cloned a Jonas Brother for that. He was trying much too hard.

[xp_darcy]

Little 10-13 year olds everywhere just got their first crush on a kid with a cute winky face.

[xp_bevatron]

Ah, Finland is here. I'll get the wine.

[xp_darcy]

I love a good protest bop, Czechia.

[xp_banshee]

Yes, yes, yes. I love it a lot. Give me all the protest songs.

[xp_bevatron]

Belgium is going to be playing in every single gay club and probably some of the straight ones as well this summer.

[xp_tarot]

Doug, are you sure your arm is still on your arm.

[xp_cypher]

...well I know what mine is going to look like for at least the next couple weeks.

[xp_hawkeye]

Can you make, like, requests? Does your arm morph into something if you ask it to? Like hey, I really liked the crossed chrome-black with gold accents thing you did a couple weeks ago, can we do that again?