This is why I do not have pets.

[xp_tarot]

I am trying very hard to plan some upcoming travel for the team, and my god-cat has managed to interrupt four readings in a row. It is a good thing she is very cute.

Topaz, I have given your cat four new middle names, two fake last names and also too many treats. She is a menace. I also kissed her head, she did not like it.

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[xp_topaz]

Clearly she sees food in her future.