The science not science magic

Doug especially but also anyone who wishes to participate, please hand-write in pen a list of one or two fanciful and amusing soda drinks from the bodega by the tea shop. If you are not a soda or sparkling juice sort of person please write a variety of tea.

I am doing a tea leaf reading and a ravioli reading and will purchase a drink for anyone who lists themselves here. Do not tell me the type/flavour of soda/tea, that would ruin the experiment.