I hate you -all-. Espically Jono. I hate him most. And Alison. I hate her too. But not Doug. Can't

[xp_tarot]

Fine. If I have to be embarassed and play the stupid thing, it'll be public embarassment, that way I can get it done and over with.

One song only. As soon as I get the sheet music printed. Possibly with guitar accompaniment, and I am not sure if it is the electric kind or the not electric kind.

And Doug? I am not doing this unless you sing.

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Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That is fine.

wait. NO! I can not. I am only doing this because Doug got the earring. It was a deal. There are not more public performances happening.

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Until you join the band.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I never said I was going to.

Re: ...

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

What's this? Why not?

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Could you play well if Paige was on stage in tight leather pants?

Re: ...

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

Depends on what she would be doing.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am not getting any sympathy from any of you, am I?

Re: ...

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

Not a bit.

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I think you're just asking the wrong question, chickpea. You see, his imagination would have to stretch very far to ponder up myself in tight leather pants on stage as there has never been nor will there ever be me in tight leather pants anywhere near a stage. Heck, the probability of getting me back into leather pants is fairly in the negative numbers.

On a better note: I'll be there to listen. I'll even promise to close my eyes or something for you. It used to make me less nervous anyway.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heck, the probability of getting me back into leather pants is fairly in the negative numbers.

You said that after Halloween, didn't you?

Re: ...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Shush you.

Re: ...

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Indeed she did.

Heh heh heh.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

*spooky precognitive voice* I can forsee you in leather pants again sometime in the near future.

..

.. That would probably work better if I believed it, right?

Re: ...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Or maybe wore a head scarf and some really big gold bangles. Oh! And hoop earrings! Yes for the hoop earrings.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I'll wear a silly head scarf and big gold bangles when Doug learns to levitate.

So, never.

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I bet if Doug and Doc McCoy and I got together, we could figure something out. Like a big fan, or something.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count. It has to be Doug learning to levitate under his own power.

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Damn.

I think I still want to try the big fan, though. That sounds fun.

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[xp_daytripper]

And here I was about to offer to try out that levitation spell... *pouts*

Re: ...

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

Should I take that as a challenge?

*ponders*

I think I should.

Re: ...

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm getting closer to being sold on the lether pants thing, personally. But then, I was just watching Grease! the other day, and Olivia Newton-John is fantstic.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Join us, and together we will rule the galaxy? :)

And do you remember me thinking I couldn't be in music class because I can't carry a tune? Look how much that stopped Alison.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

How did I get talked into this again?

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's always the question. You were probably distracted by the pants at the time.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Throw something at him for me?

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, I would, except that I'm colluding, so by your usual rule that'd mean I'd have to throw something at myself too. And that's just silly.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I was hoping that he would throw it back, and then I would get both of you with one thrown object.

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I think you misunderstand the nature of the conspiracy here. We're on the same side. :)

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll be bad at it on purpose just so you'll leave me alone?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It's fun being in the band. You'll like it. Besides, I bet Alison can tell when you do that.

No. Conscience is good. :)

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I must be ill. I think I might actually be looking forward to this.

Having a conscience is overrated.

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Nah, you're not sick. Crazy, possibly, but you're in good company if so. :)

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I cannot tell if this lump in my stomach is nerves, anticipation or the smell of whatever Jubilee was eating for lunch still lingering in the air.