Alison! Lorna! Shopping?

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I have convinced my parents to give me my birthday presents early, and so they have given me extra money to buy new clothes. Because -none- of my pants fit.

Well, one pair fits, but I cannot walk around in those with my parents here!

Would anyone like to go shopping?

Comments

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, right?

I deserve new clothes after this.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Can I give you guys some cash and you can grab a bunch of T-shirts in XXL for me?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Funniest thing I ever heard!

So glad you're coming to shop with us.

*grins*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Curses.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

But Alison, if he doesn't go, we can buy him things he'd never buy but would look really good in.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we can do that anyway while he's there.

And it's much more fun to watch him squirm at the same time.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I kind of maybe.. owejamieadebtofgratitudeforcheeringmeup, so I really should not encourage squirming.

I do not think Doug has a clothing problem. He has not said anything. ...

Can we make him go with us anyway?

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't need encouragement, do I?

Just go make puppy dog eyes at him. He'll come along. Or better yet... hey, Jamie. You'll need moral support and all. Want Doug to come along?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I need moral support.

Doug? I need moral support. And I can pick you up.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

See, I don't have this complete aversion to shopping that you do, man. I mean, yeah, when Alison gets going it's crazy, but I'm game, without the picking up, even.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Sure, spoil my fun. You never let me lift you off the ground by your ankles.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned I love you very much, dear?

I would get you new shirts, but really, the effect of Asgard on you is ruined by shirts.

.. I do not suppose you would just walk around shirtless for a while?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

The way I remember it, it was mostly the beard that did it, so you don't owe me anything. ;)

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The beard was funny. It was still you. You could have trimmed it like Doug did!

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and cut my throat from ear to ear, that sounds like a plan. ;)

It's a dwarf thing. You're too tall to understand.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Remind me at a convienent moment to image an axe and lop off your legs at the upper thighs so that you resemble the dwarf you claim to be. I mean, if you are going to be a dwarf, you might as well look the part.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead, but you're going to have to explain it to Kitty.

Why no, I'm not ashamed to hide behind my girlfriend. View's nice from back there. ;)

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You know, I could draw you as a dwarf.

...

Incoming Jamie Dwarf heading your way. Warn Miles, its about his size.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heh. This should be good . . .

That too.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I thought deserving it could go unspoken as being totally obvious.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of stopping at one of the spas for more of the bath and body products too.

Three months without lotion or skin cream?

GAH!

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I have nasty callouses on my hands and feet. :(

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Spa sessions. Yep. I'm going again in a day or two. Heck, I'm going again tomorrow. So there.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

On one hand, the callouses are ugly. On the other, I can walk on the patio barefoot without hurting my feet...