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[xp_tarot]

I think that my father must have intercepted my birthday package before my mother sent it, because for once, there was a startling lack of religious material. There is also a distressing amount of food from home, more than I can possibly eat, and good tea. My Papa loves me very much.

Nothing is so odd as to get nice, if a bit somber, hair clips from my cousin. Jean-Phileppe may actally be developing some taste underneath the horrible music and all black clothing. I had so hoped he would grow out of that awful obsession with Bauhaus.

I suspect he is trying to get on my good side - as he also tells me that he may visit in the fall if he can save enough for plane tickets. I apolgize in advance if he does, he really has -awful- taste in music.

Comments

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

If you want help eating the food, you know where I live. :) Happy birthday, Angie. Find your present yet? I didn't think I hid it that well . . .

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I just found it! Someone, and I will not mention any names, but it starts with D, ends in Y and has "ouglas Ramse" in the middle, had gotten me a dozen roses, and moved the present you got me to atop a pile of my coloured paper.

This is the most adorable plush vowel ever.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Aah. Spoiling my mad hiding skillz with his romantic gesture. I'd complain, but luckily for me I have no grounds to complain about romantic gestures. :)

Glad you like it. :) Mr. Roth's . . . grandson's wife's aunt, or something, does stuffed animals as a hobby thing. I swear, he knows everybody.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

When you talk to him next? Please let him know that whoever made this is a genius. The -eyes blink-. How did they do that?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Some kind of wacky craft-store magic. You sell your soul to Martha Stewart and then your stuffed animals get blinky eyes.

Okay, well, probably not, no, she was way too nice to have sold her soul. Although one of these days I'm gonna have to figure out what it is with all these nice Jewish ladies and feeding me.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Dont' worry, it's not just the nice ones. We just feed people, it's a Jew thing.

Happy Birthday, M-A. :D

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not worried, I'm just wondering if there's a way to bottle it and turn it into some kind of spray, for when I meet people who don't want to feed me. I consider it a definite job perk that a decent fraction of my deliveries result in snackage. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

You realize that if you bottle it, and Lockheed finds that bottle, that terrible things will happen, right?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

He'd end up looking like a purple basketball with wings. Maybe I'll just stick with what I have.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

-grin- Don't worry, I'm sure you'll still get enough food and if you dont, feel free to tell me and we'll get Chinese.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

You fatten up young gentile men and then use their blood to bake your cardboard, right? I think I read that on the Internet somewhere.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh drat, our secret has been found out. Whatever shall we do?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Ah! Yet another birthday? You people need to write these things down and leave them in conspicuous places! Happy birthday.

Do you like cookies? I can make cookies. Birthday cookies.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I appriciate the offer, but I think if I have any more food today with chocolate in it, that I shall explode. There is such a thing, rare as it may be, as too much chocolate.

And there's always the problem...

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

Of precognitive fits.

Happy birthday, mam'selle. Stop by later - I have a small something for you.

Manuel

[xp_daytripper]

Happy birthday, roomie. :) Prezzie's under your pillow.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

What sort of music? People say I have an awful taste too but they're all a bunch of hicks.

[x-mactaggart.livejournal.com]

I have a present for you in my offices. Unfortunately, I also have an arm full of baby and an incoming patient, so if you want to stop by later?