Haircut and old people scary music.

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My mother is going to have the cow, but now my hair will not try to kill me in the middle of the night.

I think I might let the red dye grow out. Maybe.

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I am watching the Vh1 channel, waiting for Paige and Alex so we can finish our assignment, and there is this show named "I love the Seventies". This is scary. First, they showed afros, which are really silly, even if the guy who won American Idol has one. Then, a bunch of really bad music, not disco though. And then, they had porn.

Really. Not the porn parts, but they talked about Deep Throat, and the people in porn are UGLY.

Underwear models still might be a good idea, but mutant porn is not. No, no, no.

Who is Steve McQueen and why is he cool?

Is Bobby Fischer a mutant? Isn't he the chess guy? I heard from a classmate once that he was a mutant and that's why he went into hiding.

I do not understand this show, and now there are sea monkeys.

Okay, I am turning this off, because Paige and Alex are here.

Last Minute Edit: That is a scary man in a speedo. Who won the Olympics for swimming, or something. Ew. Speedo. Ick. Forget anything I ever, ever, ever, ever, ever said about wanting to see men in underwear.

I do not want to see any men in anything like that ever.

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Boxers? On people without farmer tans, anyway.

What color was your hair before you dyed it, he asks, subtly changing the subject away from underwear? ;)

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Boxers with alligators on them, because its very silly. A farmer's tan is where the bottom part of your arms are tan but not the rest, yes?

My hair is normally light red. I think you call it strawberry blond. I got bored with it, so I made it darker, and I think I might either undye it or dye it something else.

I had light hair for fourteen years. That is long enough I think.

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Alligators or monkeys. Monkey boxers would be cool.

And yeah, that's a farmer tan--it's from being out in the sun all day wearing a T-shirt. Looks pretty funny.

What would happen if you dyed your hair bright blue and sent a picture to your mother?

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She would scream very loudly. I would be able to hear it here.

She would probably develop a mutant power to make the Howlers from Harry Potter real and send me lots and lots of them.

She would write Terry a letter and have her yell at me.

No matter what she did, it would be very, very loud.

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Heh. Well, don't tell her, then. ;)