Haircut and old people scary music.

[xp_tarot]

My mother is going to have the cow, but now my hair will not try to kill me in the middle of the night.

I think I might let the red dye grow out. Maybe.

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I am watching the Vh1 channel, waiting for Paige and Alex so we can finish our assignment, and there is this show named "I love the Seventies". This is scary. First, they showed afros, which are really silly, even if the guy who won American Idol has one. Then, a bunch of really bad music, not disco though. And then, they had porn.

Really. Not the porn parts, but they talked about Deep Throat, and the people in porn are UGLY.

Underwear models still might be a good idea, but mutant porn is not. No, no, no.

Who is Steve McQueen and why is he cool?

Is Bobby Fischer a mutant? Isn't he the chess guy? I heard from a classmate once that he was a mutant and that's why he went into hiding.

I do not understand this show, and now there are sea monkeys.

Okay, I am turning this off, because Paige and Alex are here.

Last Minute Edit: That is a scary man in a speedo. Who won the Olympics for swimming, or something. Ew. Speedo. Ick. Forget anything I ever, ever, ever, ever, ever said about wanting to see men in underwear.

I do not want to see any men in anything like that ever.

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[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

I... don't think I want to know about the porn.

I think not being killed by your hair is a good thing.

I'd not realized you'd dyed it.

And now, two silly questions....

What is that icon? I can't decide if it's a nebula, a cloudy night, a cave, or a face.

And... is a speedo a sort of underwear, and why was he on television in his underwear? I know there isn't any more to some swimsuits than that, but.... if he wasn't swimming.... *is confused*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

A speedo's like . . . a really really skimpy swimsuit that you wouldn't catch me dead in. Or actually you probably would, because if I tried one on I'd die of embarrassment, and then I'd be dead, wearing a speedo.

Did you ever get to watch the Summer Olympics? What the guys wear in the swimming events.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

But Jamie, how can you ever be a world famous mutant underwear model if you don't wear a Speedo?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'm going to do what you told me to do in your original post and forget you said that. :D

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I said that?

Oh. I did.

Maybe we can have mutant underwear models without having to use the underwear with no legs.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Boxers? On people without farmer tans, anyway.

What color was your hair before you dyed it, he asks, subtly changing the subject away from underwear? ;)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Boxers with alligators on them, because its very silly. A farmer's tan is where the bottom part of your arms are tan but not the rest, yes?

My hair is normally light red. I think you call it strawberry blond. I got bored with it, so I made it darker, and I think I might either undye it or dye it something else.

I had light hair for fourteen years. That is long enough I think.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Alligators or monkeys. Monkey boxers would be cool.

And yeah, that's a farmer tan--it's from being out in the sun all day wearing a T-shirt. Looks pretty funny.

What would happen if you dyed your hair bright blue and sent a picture to your mother?

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Forget anything I ever, ever, ever, ever, ever said about wanting to see men in underwear.

I do not want to see any men in anything like that ever.

After years of experience working with men in speedos, believe me when I say this, your perspective will change

Ick. No.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Men in underwear is okay. Men in Speedos is not. There are always men at the beach in them and they have too much leg hair and hair on their backs!

Underwear for men should have legs. Always. Unless the man in question is the actor from The Italian Job and then he can wear no leg underwear whenever he wants. Mark Wahlberg might be able to wear a Speedo.

I think I just broke my own rule. This is not so good.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Betsy, I have to ask where this experience with men in speedos came from.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Why Kurt, you didn't know about-

Mmm. I have a few Vogues here you should take a look at. Change your perspective on things entirely. ;)

*gapes*

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think I am going to hide under the kitchen table now, where it is safe and no one has men's underwear with no legs!

Re: *gapes*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Feel free to not look at Kitty's desktop wallpaper while you're at it, then. They don't make Superman underoos in boxers.

Re: *gapes*

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Kitty's wallpaper is you in Superman underoos??

Nothing offensive, Jamie, but ICK!

Re: *gapes*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. But it's not a . . . I was seven, is the thing. And the picture is me asleep in a hole in the floor of the barn that I snuck out and dug one night because I thought I'd find a spaceship, but it was really late so I dozed off. And I had a red towel tied around my neck for a cape. So it isn't Ick, Mutant Underwear Model, it's Jamie Was A Very Strange Little Boy.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't dare!

It wouldn't do well to have those pictures circulating around the school. Some of them were...indecent.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Dare?

*grin*

Now honestly, Betsy. Now you're just egging me on. ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

This would be a bad time to mention my own seven years worth of back issues of Vogue, wouldn't it?

There's nothing to worry about. They aren't that bad... It's not like they're the European ad campaign you did.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

have a few of those magazines somewhere, actually. Picked them up when on tour.

Heh heh heh.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, I guess there is something to worry about then.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Whatever makes you say that? ;)

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to hurt the two of you.

Back issues....yes, I think some pain is going to have to be involved.

I cannot believe you're threatening me with back issues.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil....