Haircut and old people scary music.

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My mother is going to have the cow, but now my hair will not try to kill me in the middle of the night.

I think I might let the red dye grow out. Maybe.

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I am watching the Vh1 channel, waiting for Paige and Alex so we can finish our assignment, and there is this show named "I love the Seventies". This is scary. First, they showed afros, which are really silly, even if the guy who won American Idol has one. Then, a bunch of really bad music, not disco though. And then, they had porn.

Really. Not the porn parts, but they talked about Deep Throat, and the people in porn are UGLY.

Underwear models still might be a good idea, but mutant porn is not. No, no, no.

Who is Steve McQueen and why is he cool?

Is Bobby Fischer a mutant? Isn't he the chess guy? I heard from a classmate once that he was a mutant and that's why he went into hiding.

I do not understand this show, and now there are sea monkeys.

Okay, I am turning this off, because Paige and Alex are here.

Last Minute Edit: That is a scary man in a speedo. Who won the Olympics for swimming, or something. Ew. Speedo. Ick. Forget anything I ever, ever, ever, ever, ever said about wanting to see men in underwear.

I do not want to see any men in anything like that ever.

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Re: *gapes*

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Well, yeah. But it's not a . . . I was seven, is the thing. And the picture is me asleep in a hole in the floor of the barn that I snuck out and dug one night because I thought I'd find a spaceship, but it was really late so I dozed off. And I had a red towel tied around my neck for a cape. So it isn't Ick, Mutant Underwear Model, it's Jamie Was A Very Strange Little Boy.