Haircut and old people scary music.

[xp_tarot]

My mother is going to have the cow, but now my hair will not try to kill me in the middle of the night.

I think I might let the red dye grow out. Maybe.

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I am watching the Vh1 channel, waiting for Paige and Alex so we can finish our assignment, and there is this show named "I love the Seventies". This is scary. First, they showed afros, which are really silly, even if the guy who won American Idol has one. Then, a bunch of really bad music, not disco though. And then, they had porn.

Really. Not the porn parts, but they talked about Deep Throat, and the people in porn are UGLY.

Underwear models still might be a good idea, but mutant porn is not. No, no, no.

Who is Steve McQueen and why is he cool?

Is Bobby Fischer a mutant? Isn't he the chess guy? I heard from a classmate once that he was a mutant and that's why he went into hiding.

I do not understand this show, and now there are sea monkeys.

Okay, I am turning this off, because Paige and Alex are here.

Last Minute Edit: That is a scary man in a speedo. Who won the Olympics for swimming, or something. Ew. Speedo. Ick. Forget anything I ever, ever, ever, ever, ever said about wanting to see men in underwear.

I do not want to see any men in anything like that ever.

Comments

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

have a few of those magazines somewhere, actually. Picked them up when on tour.

Heh heh heh.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, I guess there is something to worry about then.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Whatever makes you say that? ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Having been your roommate for four months, of course.

(And having seen Pirates three times.)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, did I do the maniacal cackling too loud?

Ooops. Did it again.

;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That's all right, it blends quite well with...what is that you're listening to anyway?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Skunk Anansie, Weak. Now that is. It was some Nine Inch Nails before that.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Prime evil music that.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

That's it. I'm taking you to a live concert.

Ha.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

But I like my hearing! Can't we settle for something like, oh I don't know, Clay Aiken?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

No.

I pick.

Ha.

*grins*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Only if you play tennis with me.

Ha yourself.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

That's cheating.

...

I'm so proud!!!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Be as proud as you like, just get yourself down to the tennis court.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

At least I look good in those teeny tennis skirts.

Heh.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

If that's what it takes to get you out here, then you go right ahead and think that.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I know it, darling. ;)

Hrm.

Of course, this means we need to go...

SHOPPING!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I do love the way you think.


But we can get in a game first. Get on your grubbies and get a racket.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to hurt the two of you.

Back issues....yes, I think some pain is going to have to be involved.

I cannot believe you're threatening me with back issues.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

She started it. *is a firm devotee of the better part of valor school of defense*

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

So I see.

I'll remember that, I will.

*nods wisely*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

She who fights and runs away, lives to shop another day!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Except when one knows where she lives, mmm?

*cackles*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Eep!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Neither can I! Or that it's working so well!!!

*cackles!*