Doug, I know this was you.

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Stop leaving these on my desk printed out like fortune cookie slips..

"How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?"

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I wanted to feed the pavement pasta to Clinton's adopted terror squid, but I warned they may be on a very documented science diet and I would ruin the science and lose a gold star and so I did not.

I fed the pavement pasta to the dog.