I promise this is not me.

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https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-aliens-to-arrive-on-earth-tomorrow-to-start-war-says-time-traveller-20210810

I do not have a TikTok. I am not from 2714. I would never create something this blazingly stupid. Zombies and sun superpowers and aliens?

I am very slightly concerned about the Atlantis prediction. Namor? Have we been up to social media shenanigans again?

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The gimmick-y city in Florida?

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No, a 10,000 destroyed year old kingdom under the sea.

I know. I know. It is ridiculous. But he really is the deposed king of the lost kingdom of Atlantis.

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Listen here, now. I've believed a lot of things here at the mansion on nothing but faith and the virtues of the people telling the to me, but I most certainly don't believe that man's 10,000 years old.

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He was frozen in a tube. Like Captain American but magic.

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Christ's bloody knuckles. How'd he wind up here?

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Idiocy and happenstance.

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Happy happenstance, Your Majesty?

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You know, if you say certain words to the old folks here, they get this twitchy eye and start talking about 'bloody field trip' or something like that. That may have just been Amanda though.