Miss Universe 2021

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It is indeed the time of the year where we make fun of overly embroidered, beaded or feathered "gowns" that have less material than a swim suit.


Yes I am aware the Hellfire Gala was earlier this week. I mean of course, the Miss Universe contest, and the National Costumes.

If you would like to join us, drinks will be provided. I have so many of these:

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To start, I think Miss Vietnam is an egg.

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Where did Miss Venezuela produce those tentacle items from?

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I owe myself five dollars. I saved you one of the blood orange flasks. Time to rebuild your tolerances.

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I think that is a bedazzled

what are the ... the things from the Star Trek series with the Clingons, their weapon?

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Wait, did Miss Italy steal them from her, or did Miss Venezuela remove her horns and take them as trophies?

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I think Miss Italy is supposed to be a sexy opera butterfly

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Oh my God. How do you fail at pop culture with who you’re around?

It’s a Bat’leth

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Miss Thailand is wearing a fish. Or riding a fish. I'm not sure.

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Is there an alcoholic option I can hide from the prudes?

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I see Miss Spain is ready for her debut as one of the chorus girls at the Moulin Rouge. Miss Uruguay... ma'am... you did not need to rob the table settings for a costume.

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I never found Han Polo attractive.

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And Miss Norway has a raindeer bikini

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That fish has seen things.

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I thought that the contestants had to carry their entire outfit, how did Miss Malaysia get that entire hut onto the stage?

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If you weren’t a terrifyingly skilled Assassin who could wipe the floor with me, I would beat you like a cushion for that.

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She clearly likes fish enough that we should introduce her to Namor.

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I see wheels on Miss Bermuda, so I think they can pull things and it counts.

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He is the one with the beard, yes? The scoundrel?

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I really do not care if one of those flasks disappears.

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SURVEY.

Did Miss Brazil glue tampons to her dress train

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I believe Miss Russia is one of those crystals that Gwyneth Paltrow suggests you insert into your vagina.

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See, my thought was "Oh, Russia's mining for crypto?" but yours is better.

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I was going to make a joke that Miss Great Britain was dressed as a Bridgerton/anime crossover character and then I saw she was on the X-Factor singing show and now I think it is not a joke.

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The article in fact says her costume is inspired by Bridgerton. So it would seem you are correct.