Miss Universe 2021

[xp_tarot]

It is indeed the time of the year where we make fun of overly embroidered, beaded or feathered "gowns" that have less material than a swim suit.


Yes I am aware the Hellfire Gala was earlier this week. I mean of course, the Miss Universe contest, and the National Costumes.

If you would like to join us, drinks will be provided. I have so many of these:

Comments

[xp_darcy]

I see Miss Spain is ready for her debut as one of the chorus girls at the Moulin Rouge. Miss Uruguay... ma'am... you did not need to rob the table settings for a costume.

[xp_tarot]

SURVEY.

Did Miss Brazil glue tampons to her dress train

[xp_darcy]

Almost certainly.

[xp_bevatron]

I believe Miss Russia is one of those crystals that Gwyneth Paltrow suggests you insert into your vagina.

[xp_darcy]

See, my thought was "Oh, Russia's mining for crypto?" but yours is better.

[xp_tarot]

I was going to make a joke that Miss Great Britain was dressed as a Bridgerton/anime crossover character and then I saw she was on the X-Factor singing show and now I think it is not a joke.

[xp_bevatron]

The article in fact says her costume is inspired by Bridgerton. So it would seem you are correct.