Miss Universe 2021

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It is indeed the time of the year where we make fun of overly embroidered, beaded or feathered "gowns" that have less material than a swim suit.


Yes I am aware the Hellfire Gala was earlier this week. I mean of course, the Miss Universe contest, and the National Costumes.

If you would like to join us, drinks will be provided. I have so many of these:

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To start, I think Miss Vietnam is an egg.

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Where did Miss Venezuela produce those tentacle items from?

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I think that is a bedazzled

what are the ... the things from the Star Trek series with the Clingons, their weapon?

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I owe myself five dollars. I saved you one of the blood orange flasks. Time to rebuild your tolerances.

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Miss Thailand is wearing a fish. Or riding a fish. I'm not sure.

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And Miss Norway has a raindeer bikini

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And the antlers but somehow furry high heels

Is her cape the Northern Lights that is THREE northern lights is that on the bingi sheet

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Well, at least she's using the whole animal.

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That fish has seen things.

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She clearly likes fish enough that we should introduce her to Namor.

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But does Namor want to be introduced to someone who would wear a fish boat as a dress?

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Is there an alcoholic option I can hide from the prudes?

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I really do not care if one of those flasks disappears.

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You're 20, you're old enough to drink at home. If you get sloppy I will make you regret it enough that you are unlikely to repeat offend. :)

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I make no promises. But the survey says, I won't drink that much. I have classes in the morning. Like a real girl and everything.

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I see Miss Spain is ready for her debut as one of the chorus girls at the Moulin Rouge. Miss Uruguay... ma'am... you did not need to rob the table settings for a costume.

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SURVEY.

Did Miss Brazil glue tampons to her dress train

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Almost certainly.

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I believe Miss Russia is one of those crystals that Gwyneth Paltrow suggests you insert into your vagina.

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See, my thought was "Oh, Russia's mining for crypto?" but yours is better.

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I wish to make a very dark comment about Miss Nepal

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I wish to make one about Miss Panama.

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I think Miss Canada forgot her Keyblade

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I feel Miss Nepal so much.

ugly, but comfy and warm is a mood.