Haircut and old people scary music.

[xp_tarot]

My mother is going to have the cow, but now my hair will not try to kill me in the middle of the night.

I think I might let the red dye grow out. Maybe.

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I am watching the Vh1 channel, waiting for Paige and Alex so we can finish our assignment, and there is this show named "I love the Seventies". This is scary. First, they showed afros, which are really silly, even if the guy who won American Idol has one. Then, a bunch of really bad music, not disco though. And then, they had porn.

Really. Not the porn parts, but they talked about Deep Throat, and the people in porn are UGLY.

Underwear models still might be a good idea, but mutant porn is not. No, no, no.

Who is Steve McQueen and why is he cool?

Is Bobby Fischer a mutant? Isn't he the chess guy? I heard from a classmate once that he was a mutant and that's why he went into hiding.

I do not understand this show, and now there are sea monkeys.

Okay, I am turning this off, because Paige and Alex are here.

Last Minute Edit: That is a scary man in a speedo. Who won the Olympics for swimming, or something. Ew. Speedo. Ick. Forget anything I ever, ever, ever, ever, ever said about wanting to see men in underwear.

I do not want to see any men in anything like that ever.

Comments

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Betsy, I have to ask where this experience with men in speedos came from.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Why Kurt, you didn't know about-

Mmm. I have a few Vogues here you should take a look at. Change your perspective on things entirely. ;)

*gapes*

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think I am going to hide under the kitchen table now, where it is safe and no one has men's underwear with no legs!

Re: *gapes*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Feel free to not look at Kitty's desktop wallpaper while you're at it, then. They don't make Superman underoos in boxers.

Re: *gapes*

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Kitty's wallpaper is you in Superman underoos??

Nothing offensive, Jamie, but ICK!

Re: *gapes*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. But it's not a . . . I was seven, is the thing. And the picture is me asleep in a hole in the floor of the barn that I snuck out and dug one night because I thought I'd find a spaceship, but it was really late so I dozed off. And I had a red towel tied around my neck for a cape. So it isn't Ick, Mutant Underwear Model, it's Jamie Was A Very Strange Little Boy.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't dare!

It wouldn't do well to have those pictures circulating around the school. Some of them were...indecent.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Dare?

*grin*

Now honestly, Betsy. Now you're just egging me on. ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

This would be a bad time to mention my own seven years worth of back issues of Vogue, wouldn't it?

There's nothing to worry about. They aren't that bad... It's not like they're the European ad campaign you did.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

have a few of those magazines somewhere, actually. Picked them up when on tour.

Heh heh heh.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, I guess there is something to worry about then.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Whatever makes you say that? ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Having been your roommate for four months, of course.

(And having seen Pirates three times.)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, did I do the maniacal cackling too loud?

Ooops. Did it again.

;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That's all right, it blends quite well with...what is that you're listening to anyway?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Skunk Anansie, Weak. Now that is. It was some Nine Inch Nails before that.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to hurt the two of you.

Back issues....yes, I think some pain is going to have to be involved.

I cannot believe you're threatening me with back issues.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

She started it. *is a firm devotee of the better part of valor school of defense*

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

So I see.

I'll remember that, I will.

*nods wisely*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

She who fights and runs away, lives to shop another day!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Except when one knows where she lives, mmm?

*cackles*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Eep!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Neither can I! Or that it's working so well!!!

*cackles!*

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil....